It's a weekend. No work. Congratulations, you're already off to a good start.
Head to the kitchen and open the fridge. Eggs? Check. Bacon? Check. Need some more starch. How about pancakes? Great.
But there's something missing to really make this brunch complete. Aha, there in the fridge you see it: spicy, delicious, Collins bloody mary mix.
Lucky for you, you also picked up Square One vodka in both the regular and cucumber varieties from Boulevard. On sale, too. Normally $34.99, you grabbed these bad boys for $24.99. Well done.
It's a cucumber day. Add mix to the vodka and ice, and voila, you have the perfect accompaniment to your meal.