Is Darron Santa Claus? A fair question with no easy answer. He may not live at the North Pole, but then again, are you sure he doesn't? Jolly? Check. Generous? Check. A provider of gifts for one and all? Definitely check.
For example, Darron has lots of gift sets in stock now at Boulevard. A Glenlivet set for the irascible grandfather. A Rock Town vodka set for your awesome friend who really came through this year. And much, much more.
So this gift season, make your way down to Boulevard. Not only can you get great gifts at great prices, you can personally tell Santa -- er, Darron -- what you want, and watch your wishes come true.
The night is dark and full of terrors. For example, Darron in full clown get-up. The craziest thing is, HE'S NOT WEARING A COSTUME!
Just clowning around. Here's something that's no joke, though: We've got a limited supply of this Lost Forty Snake Party Double IPA. They're only doing a small batch this season. So come by and pick yours up now, before Darron scares these delicious brews off the shelves for good!
Jay Z and Boulevard Wine and Spirits are teaming up to bring you the best cognac alive, D'usse, at a price that won't tip the fishscale. Your 99 problems will disappear when you pour a dram of D'usse and light a gigantic Cohiba cigar, just like Jig. It's the right cognac for special occasions, like debuting a new set of game-changing blueprints, ethering an opponent, or having a sitdown with your underachieving protege who's starting to trip. D'usse is great to mix with Coke -- the cola -- or you can get it in with soda.
In all seriousness, we're selling D'usse at 38% off, so don't be -- LAME -- and come pick up a bottle today. Your spot is reserved, family!
At Boulevard, we love our employees, customers, salespeople, visitors, and even ABC representatives! We stay friendly, helpful, and legal (tip of the hat to you, ABC!), which is a great way to make awesome friends in Maumelle, North Little Rock, and parts beyond. Here are just three of the folks who stepped into Darron's Photo Booth and survived to tell the tale. Next time you come in, ask for the man with the flash, and maybe you'll be next on the blog!
Hey pardner, you looking for a smooth bourbon that won't break the bank? There's a lot of pansy brands out there, infused with coconut lavender or what have you. And guess what? They'll clean out your wallet faster than Calamity Jane at one of ol' Bill Cody's shootin' competitions.
Boom. Bulleit bourbon, fine as wine, and 25% off for the season. This deal's so good we don't need "fancy paper" or "colorful displays." Just lined notebook paper, our heaviest marker, and the cold hard facts. See you on the Boulevard, cowboy.
It's Halloween in Maumelle, which can only mean one thing: Time to stock up with the help of your eerie friends at Boulevard Wine and Spirits! The "spirits" will be in full force as Darron, Donna and the gang make sure you get ghoulish good deals on all your favorites. But watch out for Darron's Curse, in which he condemns anyone who wanders into the stockroom to seven years of Fireball. We'll be working with a skeleton crew, but will make sure you get the best service this season. Season's creepings!
Strange but true... fall is almost here! I know, it's hard for us to handle, too. But school starts this week, and our 100-degree days are slowly (too slowly) giving way to mid-90s temps. Before you know it, leaves will be on the ground.
The only reasonable way to handle being disoriented from Premature Seasonal Change (PSC) is to come down to Boulevard and pick up a couple 6ers or 12ers of Samuel Adams Oktoberfest beer. This will allow you to face the fear and confusion that you feel from fall being here already. Now, if you drink too many, the disorientation has been known to recur, so always drink responsibly.
The best part? Six-packs and 12-packs are only $8.99, and $15.99, respectively. So you can save some money for the shrink.
Hey, look, it's Dave and Greg! They won't rest until they make sure Boulevard and other fine Central Arkansas retailers are stocked up on the good stuff. Er, actually, looks like they're resting now. Back to work, guys, we're thirsty!
Your friendly staff at Boulevard Wine & Spirits