The only reasonable way to handle being disoriented from Premature Seasonal Change (PSC) is to come down to Boulevard and pick up a couple 6ers or 12ers of Samuel Adams Oktoberfest beer. This will allow you to face the fear and confusion that you feel from fall being here already. Now, if you drink too many, the disorientation has been known to recur, so always drink responsibly.
The best part? Six-packs and 12-packs are only $8.99, and $15.99, respectively. So you can save some money for the shrink.